Laper+Baper

Laper = Baper + L           

Baper = Laper + B

Laper + Baper = ?

I want to remind you that no matter how laper + baper
 Do Not Eat your Boogers 

Classification of Laper Baper

I.  Laper Baper siang hari

a pict of flower that u took on a valentine's day
could remind you the fact that
you are still single
that could lead to baper
then there is a scientific fact
that shows sad people tend to use a lot of energy
which could lead to hunger
in conclusion, a pict of flower
could lead to laper +baper

Pernah ga sih ngerasa 10 menit lagi bel istirahat tapi sekarang udah laper banget, dan udah gatau guru juga ngomong apa, temen juga udah ga ada yang bisa diganggu cos they are all feeling the same way as you are. Then when you reach that stage of hunger, you began to wish for better things to happen, by simply imagining :

1. What if I am not stuck in this class.

2. What if right now i can actually eat something?

3. What would be better is that someone buy me some 'mpek-mpek' or  'martabak coklat' or 'kkuldak' or 'talas goreng' or 'es teler' or KFC or salmon fried rice (i usually begin to crave for food when i reach this stage)

4. What if a goodlooking guy happen to give meone of those food?

After few of what ifs then you look up at the clock then it usually will not show a significant change, so i warn you, not to hang your hope too high i bet it will only change about 1/2 mins or 3 mins

II. Laper Baper Malam Hari

this pict could definitely lead to laper +baper

Late at night laper baper
The question i often ask my self
"Why do i get hungry 24/7?"
Then i made a quote to my own thoughts
Some girls are destined to be skinny and pretty and the other are destined to help others to make profits (by buying their snacks and food)

In the middle of the night, stalking on peps social meds with headphones on playing shuffled songs on itunes
Suddenly found photos of others with their special somebody or people i used to be close with, then just suddenly just like any chessy movies the song changed into a slow yet kinda heartbreaking song, ofc some of the nights, had made me think of the what ifs, but i know this is the atrocious yet pathetic what ifs so, the best way to qonquer this kinda 'laper-baper' stage is
Changing the song into a full of beat song and happy themed song, tell yourself that what past is past, Life goes on!

Or simply by seeing your friends's snapchat story with their boyfriends
And wonder when is your turn coming? Kapan-kapan. Ha!
From my point of view observing my friends behavior, i can conclude that it is amazing what love can or change a person, the fact is that i have never seen her behaved like that before, not even in my imagination, but then once she is in love, she does those kind of girly,dreamy,little laughs just at the mention of her special someone name, or just looking at her phone:) i am truly happy for them

III. Laper Baper Tidak Mengenal Waktu

This one is the Strangest Laper Baper
Nonton the return of superman, watching all the cutie kids just makes you want to have children! Hahaha


xoxo. L+/-FE